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Then came..
No go.
Loons and Moons
Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why don't younger men like older women?
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Is helping Ukraine worth risking WW3?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
How can Ukraine and Russia resolve their conflicts?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
So they tried