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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 15:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

No go.

Loons and Moons

Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why don't younger men like older women?

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is helping Ukraine worth risking WW3?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Why is the French way to say please is "S'il te plaît" and not "Pour Favour" like Spanish and Portuguese "Per Favor" and Italian "Per Favore" in the Romance languages group?

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

How can Ukraine and Russia resolve their conflicts?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

So they tried